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I resort to the unbeatable Chewbacca defense:

Chewbacca defense

Chewbacca defense

The Queen of Hearts listens intently, then orders his Trumparts to seek, seize and bring her Chewbacca so she can rape him at her heart's content, forever...

All the mamono cheer and leave the court to join the great hunt, forgetting about me. I just walk out, trying to find my way to the nearest Sabbath's maintained teleportation circle,  a Jabberwocky I can cockbribe into letting me pass through the portal back home, or a Wererabbit I can seduce into bringing me  with her to the Prime Material...